theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

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coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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How To Ruin Your Life

  • Step 1:Join tumblr
  • Step 2:Become part of a fandom
  • Step 3:Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world
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  • AnonymousAHEM, CAN I REQUEST ARMIN BEING HOT AND SHIRTLESS
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    No! He’s a precious baby shota! You most certainly cannot requ—

    [hand twitches] w-whats…whats this…what are

    [hand grabs tablet] n-NO what ARE YOU—

    [opens sai] NO STOP

    [cries]

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    THERE! THERE! SEE WHAT YOU DID?? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!??!?

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marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

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