once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
No! He’s a precious baby shota! You most certainly cannot requ—
[hand twitches] w-whats…whats this…what are
[hand grabs tablet] n-NO what ARE YOU—
[opens sai] NO STOP
THERE! THERE! SEE WHAT YOU DID?? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!??!?